Tuesday, December 11, 2007
"We interrupt this program to reflect. . ." (24)
School work can be a drag, but in Chemistry we're going out on a cheerful note; we have recently been studying the gas laws. Well, maybe I'm the only one who actually enjoys it, but learning about PV=nRT is fascinating! Also, I've learned a bit more about time management, through the unofficial intensive course that is forced upon every W.A. student. My fellow men's chorus members and I have learned some really neat songs; after working hard on the pieces, I've been able to figuratively lean back and relax while singing, enabling me to listen to the meaningful words of the song. I've had many good laughs with the Juniors and the English teacher, Ms. Chi. And I've spent hours trying to hack out eloquent blogs.
As far as funny things that happened this year, I really can't bring to mind the year's funniest moment. But Carsten, Manny, and I did have some laughs on Openhouse night, as I called from one phone in the dorm to the other, posing as an automated telemarketer. The great part was that both phones in the guys' dorm were in the same room! Oh yeah, you guys, (you know who you are) you never claimed your free cruise :-P
Yeah, this year's been fun. And tiring. And boring. And frustrating. And soporific. (Seriously, you need to read your dictionary.) But despite the seemingly dead-weight cons that threaten to tip my balance in favor of deserting W.A., there's that all-important, unmeasurable factor that keeps drawing me back. It's the special memories, made sweeter by the friends they are shared with, and the promise of new memories to be made with friends, old and new alike.
But the school year isn't over, so you can't shut me up yet. Don't go away; I'll be right back after this break!
To Be Perfectly Honest . . . (23)
Life is so much simpler when complicated stuff like this doesn't happen. But that's not the case, so it can still be made easier by developing and following protocols like the one outlined above. If all else fails, just stop listening to your friends' secrets. Or catch the next Space Shuttle flight.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Brains for Sale (22)
Do It If You Can (21)
I believe that men and women really do have roles exclusive – perhaps not entirely – to their gender. Some things men are more suited for, and likewise, women are better at occupations. An extreme example of this is that men are not capable of childbearing. Much has been said in jest that even if they were, the human race would have been all but extinct by now because of the inconvenience involved. So there are definitely things that men and women should stay apart on.
But if a woman badly wants to enter a career that is male-dominated, she shouldn’t be prevented unless it is downright unethical. There are exceptions to every case. What I always say is, “If you can do something well, by all means do it. If it’s wrong, by all means, don’t do it!”
Oh yeah, and ladies . . . don't try to join a men's chorus.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Thanksgiving: When Gobblers Thank the Gobbled (20)
Last week, my family and I spent a quiet Thanksgiving at home. A spectacular vegan meal gave me plenty to be thankful for. While scanning the news headlines online after dinner I came across an article featuring the annual presidential pardon of a turkey. For the past 60 years, the U.S. President has granted official pardon to a turkey on Thanksgiving Day, expressing national gratitude for the thousands of turkeys consumed on this holiday.
Navigating to the article I saw a picture of President Bush, with outstretched arm, bestowing the honor upon one of the two large birds that were pardoned. Following the ceremony, the turkeys were flown first-class to Disneyland where they took the place of honored guests in a Thanksgiving Day parade. To borrow the title from a Reader’s Digest column, you’d find something like this “Only in America.”
Nah - I Already Saw It On TV (19)
According to a man by the name of E.B. White: "Television hangs on the questionable theory that whatever happens anywhere should be sensed everywhere. If everyone is going to be able to see everything, in the long run all sights may lose whatever rarity value they once possessed, and it may well turn out that people, being able to see and hear practically everything, will be specially interested in almost nothing."
I especially like the last sentence. As I grow older I seem to find fewer and fewer people that are willing to go out and do fun stuff like backpacking, canoeing, and mountain climbing. Perhaps it’s since they’ve seen it all already on TV. For them it’s more interesting to sit on the couch and “experience” the thrills portrayed by a $15,000 plank on their wall. After all, they don’t have to put forth any pains to see something spectacular.
Come on! Where’s the sense of adventure that drove man to Everest, Antarctica, the moon, and beyond?! As CGI succeeds in transforming fantasy into reality before an audience’s eyes, the desire to explore the uttermost reaches of the globe and the mind is being lost. Spectacular reality is willingly being traded for fantastic nonsense.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Solitude vs. Loneliness
Mark Twain’s statement: “The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with one’s self,” puts a twist on loneliness that not many people like to admit. When you don’t like the person you’re with 24/7 (yourself), you begin to grow lonely. People will try to drown this sense out by constantly surrounding themselves with others or distracting their minds when they are alone. It can be downright frightening for them to be alone with no music, TV, or email and instant messaging. It’s important to be able to live with oneself. It’s important that a person be able to be alone for reasonable periods of time without being lonely. Personally, I enjoy moments of solitude when I can think and ponder, and I think that creativity is reduced when people cannot be by themselves.
Back 2 School - Again? (17)
I think it’s a good idea to keep learning throughout one’s life; it keeps your mind from growing dull as you age. The effect on society that these returning students will have should be positive. They will be able to further stress the importance of education.
The Newsweek article Heading Back to College mentioned 59-year-old Mike Flynt who went back to college to get back on the football team he was kicked off of during the 70s. That’s just one of the thousands of cases in which a person has decided to give a second try where they failed during their younger years. If I had been in the same position I would probably have done the same thing; it would be really annoying to reach retirement and always remember that one big blunder from college.
These adults are pretty brave to be attending classes at college when the majority of students are young enough to be their kids. Other problems may come in the form of the modern, technologically oriented classroom. But in the end the thirst for knowledge overcomes every obstacle, producing smarter grown-ups.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Let's Keep Things Straight
Multitasking is a skill that pilots must learn in order to operate safely. Multitasking comes harder for guys, and coincidentally most pilots are men. I learned about this new skill first hand on an intro flight I took a couple years ago. My flight instructor had just landed the plane at the Lincoln-Harder Airport and I was given control of the plane once more.
“Taxi to the end of the runway, then we’ll head back to the ramp.”
It was a sweltering summer day and now that we were back on the ground I began to feel the uncomfortable heat building up in the cabin.
“Is it okay if I open the window?” I asked.
“Sure, go ahead.” Taxiing a plane is no big deal at all – steering is done with the feet and the throttle is a sort of cruise control. I turned to my left and started unlatching the window. Immediately my willing plane followed me, veering left toward the grass at a good 15 mph. Woops. I stomped on the right rudder pedal. There we go. Come on window, open. Keep going straight! Finally I got the window open without turning the plane into a lawnmower. My driving was certainly unique, however.
A few minutes later I was in the car heading back to Weimar, having finished my second (most people take only one) introductory flying lesson. Intro flights, while not being full-fledged lessons, still teach students valuable principles: look to make sure it’s clear before you turn, pull back a bit more when banking, and always use checklists. I came back from the airport that day with one more thing to remember: I still have a lot more to learn about flying – especially flying on the ground!
My Newest Undertaking
In order to make Ms. Chi happy, I must inform you that neither Obama, Clinton, nor Edwards will be America’s next president; I am. Through an interesting series of events, some of which are related to English blogging assignments, I have just arrived in the Oval Office. (Probably the first time a green card-holder has received this privilege.) There are three important items that must be taken care of right away, and I intend to carry them out immediately:
(1) Doctors in residency must not work more than 80 hours a week.
(2) National debt must be reduced to a pronounceable number.
(3) “Modern” methods of producing dairy and meat must be replaced
Now on to national debt. The plan is to provide every American with a low-cost CO2 collection device. Through breathing into this device for an hour a day, Americans will reduce millions of tons of CO2 emissions. Revenue will be generated through selling this valuable greenhouse gas to Iran to aid in their new alternative fuel program.
Now, after giving everybody more years to live and more money to spend, I must make sure that health is imparted to everyone. Many Americans subsist on meat and dairy; what they don’t know is the methods by which these manufactured products make it to their table. Through rigid legislation I will bring back meat and dairy that is not saturated with hormones and diseases. My goal is to make everyone wiser about what they put in their mouths.
With these three bold steps, I plunge into the thick of the battle. With these three actions I will make every man and woman in the U.S. healthier, wealthier, and wiser. And with these three decisive deeds I commit myself to the service of the American Nation.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Memorable Holidays (14)
I enjoy most holidays, but probably my least favorite holiday would be Halloween. In 2004 I was in a city just outside of
My most favorite holiday falls on the 21st of March. Oh, wait — maybe that’s not an official holiday. Ok, I like New Year’s Eve. In the most recent years I have started staying up to experience the changing of one year into another through the progression of a single second.
2005 was almost over, and my sisters and I decided we would stay up until midnight, to witness the death of the old year and the birth of the new. About an hour from the time of new beginnings, we lapsed into a state of lethargy, punctuated by senseless laughing. The seconds slogged by until finally the last of the millions of seconds that had paraded past alongside the year 2005 exited the stage of time. My sisters and I watched breathlessly as the trembling hand in the clock lingered for a moment in the fleeing past. Then, as if with enthusiastic resolve, the needle leaped forward into the bold new future. 2006 had arrived.
Of course we don’t have one of those fancy atomic clocks. It probably had turned 2006 five minutes before. The three of us stumbled off to bed. What excitement!
Temperance - Good for the Man, Bad for the Can (13)
Drinking, a problem that dates back to Noah, continues to have a degrading effect on society. Unfortunately, teenagers like to experiment with alcohol and end up wasting their health and lives away. An issue that was brought up in the U.S. News & World Report October 8, 2007 edition showed the problems that are coming up because of underage drinking parties. Some states are producing legislation that will hold parents accountable for their teens’ drinking. Severe fines and time behind bars are some of the penalties for parents not being careful enough.
The so-called social host are aimed at reducing underage drinking. I’m inclined to agree with the lawmakers. Teens must have a tangible evidence of why drinking is bad. However, stricter rules may just push underage drinking underground. Parents should be held responsible for their children’s harmful habits because it is the parents’ responsible to raise their children correctly. However there should be a means of transferring the adverse consequences of that responsible onto the children (community service hours, etc.).
The long-term effects of parents allowing their children to drink at home will be slightly worse than the effects of teens drinking outside the home. Teens will be lacking a positive example from which to base their adult lives off of. There is only one real solution to the problem of underage drinking: “Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.” Proverbs 22:6.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
The Magnitude of Greatness (11)
Now I'm not arguing the inherent goodness of man. Man is evil, but when an outside force intervenes, man can fulfill the potential to become great. Now what is greatness? Greatness is seen in the man that glorifies his Creator. Greatness is achieved by improving every opportunity that the Creator gives. The hand reaches out and pushes the ball. The ball has a choice to continue rolling - or not to.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Tighten Your Seatbelts (12)
Having just acquired my pilot's license, I decided to explored my expanding horizons in a different plane than the one I had trained in. Heading down to the the local flying club, I had an instructor give me a checkride to make sure I could fly the plane, and then I was off. After opening my flight plan I proceeded on course to an airport about 50 nm away (nice short hop for a new pilot).
I wasn't expecting much turbulence, and that's where the seatbelt problem came in. Apparently the turbulence was expecting me. Somehow I'd chosen to fly the Jungle-Plane Hippopotamus Edition (not the aircraft's real name) and I had naively disregarded the fact that I could fit four of myself in the seat after tightening the seatbelt as much as I could. Hey, a small circuit around the airport doesn't really have any bumps, unless you make terrible landings.
But now I find myself alone in the cockpit at 12,000 ft, being knocked around the cabin like a marble in a tin can. It's amazing that I'm still conscious after banging my head for 20 minutes. I remember a grey roll of sticky stuff I had left in my flight bag. Never thought it would have such use. And that's how I ended up duct-taped to my airplane seat.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Small People - Big Waves (10)
References:
FoxNews
The Columbus Dispatch
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
When You Gotta Go. . . Don't At To McDonald's (9)
Somebody started yanking on the locked door handle. Because the men's restroom was further down the hall, the people that would normally use the ladies' restroom would never see the "Out of Order" sign. What was this lady going to think when I unbarred the door and sauntered out? There was no escape. I flipped the latch and came out with a sheepish look on my face. Her relieved expression turned to one of mild horror.
"The men's room was out of order," I hurriedly explained.
The face once again showed relief. I quickly exited the building, trying to leave the annoying experience back with all the trans fat and other unhealthful things in McDonald's. So much for waiting for lunch break to go.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
A Favorite Saying
Somebody To Look Up To - Literally (8)
(1) How did you get into the space program?
(2) How did you feel when you found out you were going to be one of America's first astronauts?
(3) How did you like the publicity of being such a celebrity?
(4) What was it like on launch day, after you were strapped in, and the hatch had been closed?
(5) Did you have any misgivings about riding into space on top of a missile?
(6) What was it like when you reached space and began experiencing weightlessness?
(7) When Mission Control told you of the potential problem with your capsule's heat shield, what immediately went through your mind?
(8) Can you describe the experience of reentering the atmosphere with the capsule's retro-pack still on? Was it terrifying?
(9) What do you have to say aobut our Earth, having seen it from outer space, asonly a handful of people have seen it?
(10) Do you sitll believe in space exploration? Why?
Thursday, September 20, 2007
3rd Grade: Day 1 (6)
I launched head-first into the task of learning the do's and dont's of grade school life. Class began with a battery of ITBS evaluatory tests. My nose was starting to run and I was starting to worry. The scrap of tissue in my pocket wasn't going to last 15 minutes if I started falling sick then. Jason, a guy I knew from Weimar, suggested I ask the teacher to send me home sick. I waved my hand.
"Excuse me, Mrs. Tucker?" I called out softly.
"Now open the test booklet to page 4 and wait until I tell you to begin." Mrs. Tucker was finishing reading the test instructions. I waved a bit higher and harder.
"Begin the test. There will be absolute silence."
This will not do. The faucet on my nose was slowing unwinding. I stood up and purposefully strode to Mrs. Tucker's desk at the front of the classroom.
"Excuse me - " I started.
Glancing up with a horrified look on her face, Mrs. Tucker hurriedly shooed me back to me seat.
"Stay seated. You're supposed to be taking a test," she whispered. I tried to protest, but she turned back to her desk. This tissue's just gonna have to do.
By trial and error I was introduced to the "important" aspects of life, as stressed by my fellow 3rd-graders. Don't walk across the grass in front of the school. Don't play with the 5th-graders at recess. Finish lunch by 12:00: you're required to go play during the next half hour. When you're swinging, never let your swing line up with the girl's next to you: it means you're married. Etc.
The large life or death matters of 3rd grade have become the silly trivialities of yesterday. I have matured. Somewhat. But isn't it the same way for teenagers as well as grown-ups? Wouldn't you say so? If you said no, just remember that it's the people who deny this reality who started the whole dilema anyway.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
It Trends to Get Weirder
So what are microtrends anyway? Microtrends can be described as large-scale deviations of a population from what previously was considered to be the norm. Say if 90% of all new Weimar employees were former Navy Seals, you'd have a microtrend.
Now there doesn't seem to be any logical explanation to this kind of a phenomen. Unless there's something wrong with the water, my hypothesis is that the interests of people these days are simply changing, perhaps because of the influence of the media. Some of these strange departures from the "norm" are just a matter of personal taste, but not all microtrends are harmless. A growing trend is to view the gay lifestyle as normal. This is degrading for society. Eventually the freedoms that people are trying to obtain that “don’t hurt anybody else” will eventually bring others down anyway.
The news article we had to read for this assignment is based on a book entitled Microtrends. The author came to came to the remarkable conclusion that if politicians were to cater to current microtrends, they would win instant popularity. Not surprisingly, he was hired by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Penn, the author of the book, had been meaning to write the book for years. He now decides to publish it, at the same time that he is involved in political campaigns. Interesting.
Now are there any microtrends at Weimar Academy? Not having the statistical information to back up my opinions I really can’t cite any trends aside from that fact that a lot more shirts are appearing at school with little eagle or alligator logo on them. Okay, maybe that’s just a fad. However, I do remember that when Rachel (my beloved sister) was in academy, there seemed to be a lot more Asians at Weimar. While Weimar Academy still maintains an international mix, it appears more students are from the States. But don’t quote me on that one, Audrey.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Dejavu - For the 3rd Time (3)
Some of the highlights of the weekend for me were the canoeing, Mr. Bushnell's pancakes, canoeing, using my new tent, and of course canoeing. (Hey isn't that what lakes are for?) The annual hike to Desolation Wilderness is getting a bit old after doing it for three years. The last night at camp a full trash bag was left out and Mr. Boyd, the math teacher, got to listen to the melodious sounds of a bear grunting and thrashing his way about camp with the bag in its mouth. Yeah, camp-outs always have their share of excitement. I was loathe to leave the homework-free environment when we packed up Monday morning. Oh, well, not to worry. One more Tahoe camp-out until I'm out of here!
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
The Memory Lingers On (4)
Ask almost anyone in the States if they remember where they were and what they were doing when they heard of the attacks, and nearly every person will be able to relate with perfect recall exactly what was happening at the time. I was in 5th grade at the time and when I showed up at school, everyone was talking about buildings collapsing and black boxes. The pieces started filtering in and slowly began to learn of the horror that had taken place that morning.
How and why should the world and America forget 9/11? Has it been possible to forget Pearl Harbor? Countless lives are lost everyday, but let this serve as a reminder to how base and hateful people who do not love the Lord can become to fellow mankind. Let those hurt by the tragedy mourn the loss, but when they are finished mourning, let them rise up and stand strong for the values that make America a free country. Only by seeing the past mistakes and failures of humanity will people be able to know how to live to love and not destroy. Yes, remember 9/11. And remember the One who cried as He saw the events of history that would bring destruction unfold before His prophetic eye.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Right, Wrong, or Borderline? (2)
The answer is simple: grant green cards to the right people and prevent the wrong people from gaining access to America. Very idealistic (translated highly probable). The only way to solve a problem of this nature is by correctly balancing grace - amnesty in government terms - and the law. Unfortunately this solution is unattainable by mere mortals. The complexity of a problem like this reduces the probability that a satisfactory outcome will be arrived at by the parties involved. I will therefore not attempt to provide a solution.
My thoughts on illegal immigration:
(1) It's important to respect the laws of the land. It goes against the laws of America to enter the borders without a proper visa.
(2) Immigration officers can sometimes be downright mean. Friendlier officers could result in legally admitting the correct people into the States. Then the government could deport all the bad ones.
(3) Personal situations are the driving force behind the actions of those crossing the borders to find work. They may be leaving a life of utter hopelessness behind, or they may be supporting a family back in their home country. It is a terrible thing for a bureaucratic machine to decide the future of a family.
(4) President Calderon mentioned that illegal residents contributed to the economy. This should be no reason to allowing law-breaking.
From personal experience, the desire to stay in a place where one has the right, in a much greater magnitude, to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, it can be very tempting go against seemingly foolish laws to remain in that position. The long-term complications may or may not be worth it.
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Reversing the Shrivelry of Chivalry (1)
Society desperately needs in its young people the spirit of heroism and honor exhibited by the legendary knights. The following points are general guidelines that you could add to or begin your personal code of honor with:
(1) Pick up items that people accidentally drop. (Superior judgment based on the situation must be used if they start dropping stuff on purpose)
(2) Open doors for ladies. (If a lady, do not open doors for guys)
(3) Defend the innocent.
(4) Put others first. i.e. allow another person to have the first turn at water-skiing.
(5) Keep your word.
(6) Be courteous to everyone; extremely difficult but highly honorable.
(7) Live up to an honorable reputation.
(8) Do not accept dares to "prove" bravery; you can be confident that your honorable conduct will be evident to those who truly recognize it.
(9) Respect authority.
(10) Do not be afraid to assume responsibility/liability for an honorable cause. (Confess when you've been wrong.)
Following these points will be valuable in striving for moral integrity. Always remember that the underlying thing of every noble action is the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.